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Yes, I know this LOL-/l33t-/whatever-speaking is really annoying at times, though it is equally funny sometimes. Just to do exactly that; annoy people.

So here’s a good tutorial on this LOLspeak (yes, I know it’s oldish, but someone might not have seen it):

LOLspeak as a Second Language (LKSL-101) in Five Easy Steps « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures - I Can Has Cheezburger?

OMGWTFBBQFFS, my speekz has a flavor! U can has speek-flavor!?1!one

…som rett og slett ikke kan oversettes.

Det finnes sikkert mange fler, men Mirror.co.uk har i alle fall laget en liten liste over noen av dem.

For eksempel:

• “Kanjus Makkhicus - Hindi: a person so miserly that if a fly falls into his cup of tea, he’ll fish it out and suck it dry before throwing it away.”
• “Shnourkovat Sya - Russian: when drivers change lanes frequently and unreasonably.”
• “Pisan Zapra - Malay: the time needed to eat a banana.”
• “Layogenic - Tagalog, Philippines: a person who is only goodlooking from a distance.”
• “Rhwe - South Africa: to sleep on the floor without a mat while drunk and naked.”

Idag da jeg tok t-banen på vei til jobb, satt jeg like ved en småbarnsfamilie som også var på vei ned til sentrum. Og like før vi kom til Majorstuen kom det fra en av småtassene: “Len Dem ikke mot døden”, litt spørrende. Read more